Benedict

Pronoun: A legendary figure who is the envy of his friends. All the ladies want to be with him, all the men want to be him.

Dave: Dude, that Benedict is so fuckin' cool, I just want to be him.
Bill: Me too. He gave my mum a spiderman monkeyface donkeypunch combo.

by chief84 August 11, 2008

Benedict

The most handsome man on the planet, he makes you laugh all the time his humor is great. He is a bit of a weirdo at heart and someone that loves doggies. He gets a bit carried away with his sarcasm but his heart is always in the right place. He has a heart of gold and loves and cares for his girlfriend.

friend: hows you and your boyfriend Benedict?
girlfriend: Benedict is the most amazing boyfriend

by turtlesrcoolerthanu November 14, 2019

burned out

What occurs when you overwork yourself into a state of limited mental acuity, depleted emotions, and strength completely drained from your body.

I was so burned out I didn't even know I was burned out. When three days of vacation helped maybe 2%, I realized I had to cut way, way back on the hours. I don't mind playing brinksmanship with myself, screwing around until deadline on shit I have to do. But, when I miss even those basic deadlines and my important stuff just starts piling up - of what I can't even function enough to take care of - well, it was pathetic, and I'm only just now coming out of it after chilling a few weeks.

by Rose etta May 3, 2008

berndog

When you have to take a giant shit and it rips your asshole. A burning sensation on the anus is usually present for a couple days

Joe: I took a huge berndog last night and my asshole is still sore
Frank: Dude, that sucks. Lord have mercy on your anus.

by Nerdy Ned November 17, 2016

Benedict Teen

A Benedict Teen is a very good looking young man,a very intelligent boy from the school St.Benedicts College. Benedict teens are known for being Wetmen & FootBallers! they usually get girls from St.Joseph Convent,Holy Faith Convent Couva,Holy Faith Convent Penal,Naparima Girls they are well known in the history of Intercol Football back in the Day! They are top in Music an Art.They love ah Box lunch haha! Their Rival schools are Naparima Boys College, Presentation College,Shiva Boys! and they Proud students of their School #SBCforLife

Benedict Teen

by Franco Vanucci September 27, 2013

burned my workplace down

A term for "awesome". As in, wouldn't it be awesome to wake up in the morning and find out your shitty, boring job burned down, meaning you don't have to come in and are free to go out and play.

Can also substitute with other ways that your job meets a fiery end, such as "burned my job down/lit my cubicle on fire/firebombed work"

"Did you hear that guitar solo?"

"Yea, it totally burned my workplace down!"

"That pizza burned my workplace down!"

"Star Wars was a great movie, it burned my workplace down!"

by Postmaster General John Potter May 9, 2013

Benedict cucumber thighs

A name for a worker who recommends your new favourite alcoholic beverage

Omfg I want to fuck that Benedict Cucumber thighs

by ChunderThunderandWonderthighs July 17, 2016