Beezer

One who is extremly tall, Lanky, Big Nose, Long arms/legs, Gumpy, Dorky, Awkward looking.. ect.

"Kelly, Look at that boy.. What a beezer!"

"Yeah, he's kinda Beezery."

by ELizabeth Gillim January 17, 2007

BEEZER

Taking a bump or a line of cocaine.

Hey bro, this party is ridiculous, I need a quick beezer to keep the good time rollin !

by FLA to LA June 13, 2010

The Beefaroni

A sexual act involving defication onto and into a menstruating vagina, followed by oral and vaginal sex in said vagina. The resullting mess. resembles Beefaroni

Side Not:

If performed on an Asian it's called The Rice-Aroni.

Dude, you're not gonna believe what happened to me. I walked into my parents bedroom and caught my Dad giving my Mom The Beefaroni

by GeorgeRealInstructors May 20, 2009

Beezer

Something that is large or fat, a person or a object, a fat cunt.

check out the size of this doobie man its a fucking big fat beezer man.

by rolando4cents November 22, 2010

Beezer

A double cheeseburger at McDonald's. Priced at only 1 bill.

"everyone deserves a hot juicy beezer."
"I checked my Christmas stocking and it was stuffed with hot beezers."
"When I get a massage I don't use hot rocks, I use hot beezies."

by Slickorice January 11, 2008

Breezarillo

The girl who is simply so easy and desperate, she will do just about anything. Origionally coined from the term "broad", which develuped into "breezy" (an easy female), then finally breezarillo; the girl who is just trying to get stuffed. Usually not very attractive.

John: did you see that beat girl checking us out?
Mike: yea man that breezarillo wants it.

by captain falcon89 January 26, 2009

bezar

the goat , the best loving guy who loves his gf and loves his side michael

yo bezars a fucking goat

by bezaaar March 3, 2018