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is it because i'm black?

When expelled from an area for bad behaviour, this phrase is said by Ali G fans who wish to mock those who play the race card. Note: this is to be used for comical effect by white people.
Speaker:"The MP for Staines is to be removed from the house"


Ali G:"Is it coz i iz black?"


--probably misqouted from ali g indahouse
by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
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Because he's black?

The first thing most people will ask if you say some black person looks like a different black person or is like another one.
Person 1: Hey, that looks like Morgan Freeman!

Person 2: Because hes black?
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Person 1: Wow, slam dunk. like mike.

Person 2: Because he's black?
by dodongo56 December 4, 2010
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Because you touch yourself at night

The truly ultimate responce to any kind of stupid or annoying "why" question, or simply to a question you cannot answer.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.
Kid: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!

Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!
by Urban_Fellow June 24, 2006
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A phrase you can inject in a conversation after someone begins to complain or go on about something that you are not interested in.
Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap.
by General America December 19, 2010
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because

A word that all parents can't live without. It has no real meaning.
"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I BEG OF YOU!!!!!"
"WHY THE HELL NOT?"
Because.
by Chloe September 9, 2003
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because reasons

A sarcastic evaluation of someone else's logic
"Jenny knows that scientific studies show that vaccines are perfectly safe, but she still doesn't trust them because reasons."
by BJWise April 20, 2016
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perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.
dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>
by b4stard November 10, 2005
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