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beef bazooka

The male member, seen at his most magnificent and in his full-sized glory, usually after being aroused by the sight of a beautiful female, and just before satisfying her longings, when he comes inside her and gives her the big o. Particularly appropriate when used in reference to a cock of regal grandeur and majestic dimensions, standing stiffly erect and at attention so as to proudly display every inch of his full height when he is swollen to his hugest size. Analogized to a "bazooka" both because of his shape and his ability to fire explosive blasts when he ejaculates. and described as "beef" because of his massively muscular strength.
She moaned and sobbed and groaned and shrieked with each of my pelvic thrusts I fucked her with my beef bazooka. When I came, I could feel my cock exploding like a giant stick of dynamite, and I shouted with great joy, "Oh, yeah! I fucked you!"
by Adam Phillips December 16, 2007
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