by Damongey April 15, 2022
Get the Sweeney beans mug.This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."
"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
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A phrase referring to 9/11. This phrase is normally used by conspiracists that 9/11 was inside job carried out by the U.S. under President George Bush. The argument is that the steel beams that collapsed within the tower causing it to fall, could not have been melted by the heat from the collision of the plane. Meaning that the building could have been intentionally brought down via explosives, specifically using thermite, that can melt steel and leave no evidence behind.
Person A: 9/11 was such a mournful day in history. Screw Terrorists!!
Person B: Yeah....the terrorists are the government. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
Person B: Yeah....the terrorists are the government. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
by Dr. TS October 11, 2016
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Get the beans and burgers mug.Them bears are a conversation starter for people who don't know what to say. It can buy you the time to come up with a better topic, or to think of an excuse for small-talk, but the actual conversation may not include them bears. The dialogue is started by someone proposing the question, "How 'bout them bears?" the proper response is, and must be dictated word-for-word, "I don't know; how 'bout them bears?" There is a stress on the word "'bout" in this sentence, wherein the voice travels to a higher register. I don't know; how 'BOUT them bears?
by Dremora Valkynaz July 22, 2014
Get the Them Bears mug.Toe beans are the little foot pads at the bottoms of Cats feet. They look like itty bitty beans.
Cats often have 4 toe beans on the bottom of their paws not including the little middle bit.
I am told that a cat’s toe beans are made for stealth when walking and to keep them from hurting themselves, this is not true. They are kitty mittens and you can not convince me otherwise.
Cats often have 4 toe beans on the bottom of their paws not including the little middle bit.
I am told that a cat’s toe beans are made for stealth when walking and to keep them from hurting themselves, this is not true. They are kitty mittens and you can not convince me otherwise.
by PerseusJackson425 July 26, 2019
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