banana float

When a male ever so gently rests his cock on a female's lips (either pair works).

Ciki- Yo did u hear Lazo banana floated Lola?

by Gay cunt 3 May 19, 2021

burning down the banana stand

To destroy something valuable or that has value out of spite. From the amazing TV show Arrested Develpment.

George Michael was thinking about burning down the banana stand because he had been embezzling bananas. His dad went to stop him, but then agreed they should burn it down to spite their grandfather.
Later they found out there was $250,000 in its walls.

by z21 January 8, 2011

Banana Gobbler

A woman who loves to eat cock, often being greedy and sucking all who she can, with no disregard for surrounding people

Myley Cyrus is a banana gobbler

by DarthSawyer January 2, 2010

banana cum

Banana guts/jizz that gets all over other fruit, typically in a fruit salad.

"What the fuck, mom?! Why did you put bananas in my fruit salad?? There's banana cum everywhere!"

by kalligator November 7, 2011

banana

A banana is a measurement of length. Its use became common around the early twenty-first century, and has continued to remain in common English ever since. The original banana was defined as a curved yellow fruit that was 17 centimeters long; due to the great famine and subsequent death of many species, one banana is now nearer to 14.5 centimeters. However, one ISO banana is still defined as 17 centimeters despite the unit commonly being described as 14.5 centimeters.

"Your son is now 9 bananas tall!"
"Let's hope he lives to be 12!"

"A miss is as good as 9466.738613880132 bananas." -- old proverb

"Dude's travelling at 2000 bananas per minute!"

by Matrixx January 11, 2014

banana slap

A half peeled banana must be shoved into the targets face where the fruit must be smeared as quickly as possible. Then you must retract and once again swing the banana peel toward the face to achieve proper contact and satisfying snap sound of the peel against the flesh. It is important to note that this is not a bully's activity; the target should never be victimized, but deserving of a banana slap. it is an underdogs activity. Most often perpetrated by the victim to a bully. The target must be fully deserving of the insult. Then, like Braveheart you must scream "banana slap!"

Target: Give me your lunch money.

Hero: I can't do that, but I can give you this... ...Banana slap!

blurn

Google blurn or banana slap for video tutorials or more examples.

by Ballistic2010 December 15, 2010

Banana

A fruit that Queen wants Kris to get it.

Queen: Kris, get the banana. Get the banana Kris. GET THE BANANA! KRIS! GET IT! GET IT! GETTHEBANANA! GETTHEBANANA!

by The Walking Psychopath January 26, 2022