i-ready causes PTSD.
by DdudeAwesome May 29, 2020
Get the i-Readymug. When a chick's nipples are hard and they stick out prominently from under her clothes, just like the "turkey's ready" indicators on a succulently done butterball.
This is incredibly hot and every guy within miles will notice and get a half-stiffy just from seeing that. Usually happens when it's cold or she's aroused and she is wearing a tank top or other tight shirt and a thin or (ESPECIALLY) no bra, which is up there with the hottest thing ever!
This is incredibly hot and every guy within miles will notice and get a half-stiffy just from seeing that. Usually happens when it's cold or she's aroused and she is wearing a tank top or other tight shirt and a thin or (ESPECIALLY) no bra, which is up there with the hottest thing ever!
Guy 1: OMG, did you see Stephanie's tits this morning when the air conditioning kicked in??!
Guy 2: See her?? I rubbed one out in the men's room to her Turkey's Ready!!
Guy 2: See her?? I rubbed one out in the men's room to her Turkey's Ready!!
by Scrap5000 September 18, 2007
Get the Turkey's Ready!mug. by charlesdickeyjrsrjr April 20, 2015
Get the ready eddymug. Esports ready: A term used in the gaming community. Meaning a game is fully optimized and ready for competitive play on a grand stage. Typically used in a derogatory sense, or ironically, to make fun of a game that is poorly optimized and buggy.
Classic: This game is fucking awesome, we "Esports Ready" boys.
New: Did you guys see my pirate ship fly into outer space after being hit? "Esports Ready" by the way.
New: Did you guys see my pirate ship fly into outer space after being hit? "Esports Ready" by the way.
by Pantallicus January 26, 2019
Get the Esports Readymug. Apt description of being prepared to release when necessary a big ol' whopper of an excuse for offending behavior of any sort
After Paul was dumped naked on his parent's lawn and left for dead, he arose secure in the knowledge he was "shovel ready" to explain everything . ..
by sheila in the car April 5, 2009
Get the shovel readymug. by The Sheezy August 20, 2003
Get the ready rockmug. "Hey I'm kind of hungry."
"Don't worry I came Paul-ready. I've gote frozen or hors d'oeuvres in my backpack."
"Holy shit zombies!"
"No problem. I'm Paul-ready. I've got throwing stars and this book on how to kill zombies in my backpack
"Don't worry I came Paul-ready. I've gote frozen or hors d'oeuvres in my backpack."
"Holy shit zombies!"
"No problem. I'm Paul-ready. I've got throwing stars and this book on how to kill zombies in my backpack
by BikeMarine June 12, 2010
Get the Paul-Readymug.