A very fat ass; a very fat person.
by Skinny July 20, 2003
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them niggers got caught robbing that liquor, because they used their one of a kind coon barge as a getaway car.
by texas true September 13, 2009
Get the coon barge mug.Bargwash, the expression to use when things don't go your way, or end up going to complete shit. People find the spoken word of "bargwash" is enough to describe its meaning.
That night on the beach was total bargwash after we heard a kid got bit in the face by a shark.
When John found out Sally was a man, his plans went bargwash.
When John found out Sally was a man, his plans went bargwash.
by klimax32 May 31, 2006
Get the bargwash mug.A woman who attends a Science Fiction/Fantasy convention wearing skimpy clothing(chainmail bikini, Spandex bodysuit, etc) while being morbidly obese.
"Don't look over there, con barge incoming!"
"OH MY EYES!!!"
"I told you not to look at the con barge, but no ya wouldn't listen!"
"OH MY EYES!!!"
"I told you not to look at the con barge, but no ya wouldn't listen!"
by Jorge Chao January 25, 2006
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A patron who is ever so frequently found at a particular pub, lounge, bar, etc. as to become an ornamental fixture.
A patron who is ever so frequently found at a particular pub, lounge, bar, etc. as to become an ornamental fixture.
by etronthemachinehat March 2, 2010
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by lionwins January 3, 2009
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