bat

common slang for masturbation

"go and have a bat"
"stop batting and go play cricket"

by Eviscerator March 16, 2003

Bat

To masterbate.

She walked in me having a good old bat

by KYRA OMG! November 6, 2010

batted

ugly, broken, used, busted; orignally coined describing some batted hookers on Bourbon Street, New Orleans. Can be used in multiple forms as described below.

(adj) That's one batted bitch!
(v) We batted that ho!
(n) I just saw batted walking up the block!
(adv) She's batted!

by HSP January 7, 2007

bat

Ok.
1) A wooden pole used to hit a ball.
2) Masturbating over your friend's mum.
3) A small winged creature which unfortunately for it is blind.

1) "Oi Rick! It's your turn to bat!"
2) "Oh yeah.... *whack whack whack whack*"
3) OMFG a bat GTFO!!!!!!!one!!!!!!1111

by TicklmeElmo April 14, 2008

bats

Jamaican slang for a homosexual

dat bwoy is a bloodclot bats!

by jamaicanlingo June 14, 2011

bat

a stinky creature who created the coronavirus

This bat is the animal that everybody hates now.

by a weirdo of nothing upon life March 30, 2020

Bats

Breakfast! Lunch! Dinner!

Yoooo Xiu Yang, what ya'll having for lunch? We finna fry some Bats foool?

by TomRobinsonIsInnocent April 22, 2020