batshittery

the questionable mental faculties of people that for whatever reason, act as if they are completely insane. A derivative of the term "batshit crazy" More often referring to females than males

Hey Pa, we found Grandma in the barn naked trying to milk a sheep, this batshittery is getting out of hand

by estebanthegman April 8, 2011

Batshit loco

To be completely and utterly fucking crazy. It can be used to describe a noun. Mostly used to emphasize the emotional state of a person.

The teacher didn't completely erase the notes on the chalkboard, which caused obsessive-compulsive Isaac to go batshit loco and turn over his desk.

I don't know what the fuck happened, all of the sudden he went batshit loco and shit on the couch!

by Capt. Win October 19, 2007

batshit crazy

adj. speech or behavior that is over the top, unhinged, self-destructive, or a threat to others.

Condition may be temporary (e.g. "Dad went all batshit crazy on me when he saw the cell phone bill") or prolonged ("Adolph Hitler was a batshit crazy megalomaniac responsible for the deaths of millions in 20th-century Europe.")

see batshit, batshit fucking insane

Did you see what Maureen wrote last week? Girl's been batshit crazy ever since Michael dumped her.

by Jim Wright August 9, 2006

batshit crazy

1. A synonym for Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise is batshit crazy.

by Robert O'Fredreck-Llewellyn March 2, 2008

batshit insane

A person being extreemly crazy, but not quite insane a batshit fucking insane

"Meanwhile, on the other side of the political spectrum, Adbusters has gone absolutely batshit insane..."

-Superelectric
(we can't stop the dancing chicken) --Posted by mattb

by A guy named John September 4, 2005

batshit

adj/adv. pejorative used to describe people or events that lack any sense of rationality or sanity.

N) Glen Beck

And what the fuck are you doing on television anyhow? Do you know I get calls every day from home thinking you went batshit (from the movie Casino).

Yeah, I watched the show today. Batshit started crying again.

by editor, fucked up dictionary November 5, 2009

Batshitistan

Combination of the words "bat shit" and the suffix "-istan" ... (as in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Turkmenistan and other nut-case Middle Eastern countries).

Used as the fictional home country of a person, who does, or says, something incredibly moronic.

Did you see Tyra Banks on last night's episode of "Top Model?"
She made the girls dress up as their favorite kind of anal lubricant.

"What a nut-job! She's definitely the Queen of Batshitistan."

by mike87111 January 1, 2012