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Basic Bitch 

The symptoms of basic bitch as defined by the American Medical Association

One who exhibits basic bitch has acquired these characteristics from association with a group of bitches. Also known as transference bitch characteristics.

Often these bitches are predatory opportunists. Sucking men dry of money, possessions, humor, and emotions.

There is no cure for basic bitch. A good regular ass banging is highly recommended and encouraged as a means of alleviating the height of basic bitchness.

See also basic bitch syndrome.
Dr: “we have the results. As I diagnosed. You have basic bitch and your husband has contracted this from you”

Husband: “what can I do?”

Dr: “ass bang her at least 3-5 times per week. More often if that seems to help”

Bitch: “but I can’t take any Dick in my ass that is over the size of a dime”

Dr: “whatever. It won’t kill you to take a high hard one. Your bitchness levels, you won’t feel much.”

basic bitch 

you a basic bitch if you are being a sarcastic little shit named Duncan, and you call your main home girl 13. you a basic bitch if you sit in your neighbors car and eat their gum then get tired of said gum and stick it on their steering wheel while you fuck with all their mirrors. You a basic bitch Duncan.
"Because some librarian is going to see you as threatening, a little 13 year old with blue hair"

"you a basic bitch"
basic bitch by translucentsmurf April 28, 2013

Basic Bitch 

A bad bitch from the inside and outside, but plays the game on a basic mode.
Natasha: OMG! You BITCH! I know YOU put Mentos in my coke!
You: Prove it,
Natasha: Ugh! You fucking ----*You leave with your stelletos swagging* Wudda Basic Bitch
Basic Bitch by BasicByotch March 24, 2016

Basic bitch 

A girl who thinks she is better than everyone even though she isn't.
Ever since Nicole been dating Jordon, and broke up with Dave she acted like a basic bitch,because she would act like she was better then every one of her friends.
Basic bitch by Kailey12345 April 10, 2017

Basic bitch 

Usually someone who thinks ball is life or named danisha.
Basic bitch by Danishaaa January 17, 2015

basic bitch 

1. A term used to describe a white girl who thinks that they are cool buy following everything thats trending

2. Synonym to White Chick.
That girl thinks shes so cool, but shes just a basic bitch.