Bashing the Bishop

to masturbate (male) see flicking the bean for ladies
also known as

having a tug/ one man tug o'war
wanking
choking the chicken
or
wrestling with your bald headed champ

i went home last nite an saw that courtney cox on the tele!!, i tell thee wot, i went straight to bed and bashed the bishop!!!!

by hanz weiss December 13, 2003

button-bashing

In video-gaming, the act of pressing your gamepad's buttons as quickly as possible, often randomly.
A technique employed by the uninitiated in fighting games, sometimes to great effect, highlighting the brainlessness of the button-bashing genre.
The descriptively more accurate and better-sounding progenitor of the 'button-mashing' bastardization.

"I don't want to play fighting games with you because it's just mindless button-bashing. Plus, you're black"

by Goatlips August 4, 2008

emo bashing

1.To speak the truth about emo with complete comprehension about emo's absolute worthlessness, unoriginality, and shallow nature. Ironically, emo bashing feeds into the emo self-pity spiral. While emo clones complain about being bashed upon, it fuels their all-important (false) sense of despair.

2. When an emo clone hits its head against the wall in the midst of a tantrum.

1. I am not emo bashing, I am just speaking the truth about stupidness of the emo trend.

2. Q: Why is that kid with the backward, crooked mullet hitting his head against the wall?
A: He is emo bashing himself because its part of his image.

by Marcus Solomon December 6, 2007

Womb Bashing

Loose term referring to such deep penetration of the vagina that the man's penis could be described as "bashing" the woman's womb.

"I gave her a sound womb bashing last night."

by Tinky McScrewsalot March 1, 2009

Blonde-Bashing

Insults directed at blondes usually from brunettes that aren't comfortable with themselves or their natural hair color.

"Doesn't that brunette chick have anything better to do than blonde bashing? She needs to reevaluate her life and get a make-over while she's at it."

by huv9pwl;ain July 1, 2005

Creationist bashing

Where one or more people beat up on a creationist because they try to make people believe there outmoded,ignorant and stupid ideas.

theres a creationist meating tonight want a do some creationist bashing?

by Deep blue 2012 December 30, 2009

bashing

The concept of saying rude things about a certain subject over the Internet.

This site needs some Xbox bashing.

by spel itt rite May 15, 2006