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Attempting and failing to hide/bury information. See also: Streisand effect. Named after Bari Weiss who tried to make a CBS documentary disappear, only to put lots more attention to it.
They tried to bury it, but instead they only managed to bari it.
by M4rv3 December 23, 2025
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Baris

Baris is kinda of a guy who likes to play with his pussy. Sometimes the girls are so jealous of him because she can squirt ao much.
Also her pussy stinks like hell. I wonder if someone wants to fuck her.
Her pussy stinks like dog shit. Go away dumb ass bitch Baris
by brosennapiyorsun February 7, 2025
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Bari Mahir Paradox

A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."

Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.
Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"

Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."

Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it
by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025
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Bari Mahir Paradox

A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."
Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"

Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."

Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves
by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025
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Bari

the sexiest man to every walk the earth. So much sexier than Daniel.
Ellie: Woah look it's Bari!
Zoe: He's so much sexier than Daniel!!
by BIg boi charlie September 27, 2023
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Baris

This name sounds like a 100% Simp with a hood heart. His Story will never end he smokes Cigarrettes lika a Boss and is usually seen in a car.
by Thekingmunichogyros November 22, 2021
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Bari

a person who can be both quiet and quirky,mellow and loud,funny and serious,Bari is a mix of many things. But mostly good. You can see him either lost in his own thoughts or having fun almost doing nothing with his friends. Many might be awed by his personality,or might even end up having a crush on him. What most people might miss out about him is his vulnerability. If you look closer you can see the most purest soul alive in his eyes. at least that's what I've assumed about him from the limited interaction I've had with him.

there are multiple meanings for the name Bari. the creator themself being one of it. it can also mean someone who is free from any sin. While the Bari I know might not be these,he sure has multiple things about him that makes you love him. If you are reading this,hope you know already who I'm.

oh and there's this pak song called Baari sung by Momina Mumtehsan. well that means a Window. it's a Punjabi word I guess.
If I met Bari I'd tell him to Let it Gogh. Oh and guess what even Dali loves cats!
by guessmynameonlyifyouwantto! November 22, 2021
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