Barry Johnson

A euphemism that can be used in the place of Blow Job.

Did Clayton tell you? His girlfriend finally gave him a Barry Johnson.

by JM Shade October 18, 2008

Barry Manilow Key Change

Multiple key changes in any sappy song used for dramatics and to manipulate emotions - an art especially exploited by Barry Manilow.

My choir director shouted out to us while we were singing, "Get ready for the Barry Manilow key change!"

by waterspout May 12, 2011

Barry Sanders Syndrome

A psychological disorder in which an athlete is an excellent player on a team that fails to find any scrap of success. Named after Barry Sanders, an NFL running back who played his entire 10-year career with the woefully horrible atrocious Detroit Lions.

Example: Josh Gordon of the Cleveland Browns may be suffering from Barry Sanders Syndrome, as he is the only player on that team with a clue!

by Alaskan Pollock February 20, 2014

Bargy time

To drift through your work day at your own pace without a care in the world.

I was on bargy time at work today.

by Buck nasty September 30, 2015

Bart Simpson

A boy who is in the fourth grade that attends Springfield Elementary on The Simpsons sitcom. His famous catch phrases are "Get bent","Eat my shorts", and "Ayy Caramba". Bart has been described by his sister as the devil's cabana boy. His hobbies are skateboarding,reading Radioactive Man Comics, and causing all types of fukin mischievous havoc on anyone he feels like.

Bart: Owwww! My bones are so brittle!, but I always drink plenty of Malk?
Milkcarton reads: With Vitamin R

by ASESSIno April 25, 2004

ethan barry

A dude who is secretly in love with ella . All the girls love him and he has an english accent

Ethan barry is bae

by oppositegirl April 3, 2015

four finger bart sus

When something is extremely unusual and awkward. This term is used when there is no other possible words or phrases to describe the action, person, place, thing, or situation. It is usually saved for the most odd and weird incidents or people. It's origin comes from the very unusual act of soberly shoving four fingers into a drunk, fat girl's anus.

Homie - "Dude, he totally just shoved his whole hand up her asshole."

You - "What the four finger bart sus?"

by Static Legacy May 16, 2010