Bartender’s

Very large breasts that most definitely attract men, and are usually thought of as female bartender’s breasts.

She had a wicked case of the bartender’s.

by lvr4evr June 8, 2018

Bartender's Limp

A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.

Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.

by WhoGivesADan May 6, 2019

Bartender Tod

Pouring beer onto your girl’s ass and then yelling your neighbor’s name with your girl screaming in pain and pleasure as you engage in intercourse.

Friend 1: so what happened after you took Nancy home last night? She totally wanted that d
Friend 2: it was unbelievable bro. I gave her a bartender tod and then a Wet Malfoy in the morning.
Friend 1: sounds like fun. What’s her number?

by Freggsmash May 13, 2019

Bartender

a brat

Wow, Tyler is such a bartender.

by wordy300 August 28, 2022

Bartender

Surfer of the vibes

Bartender got me right

by killahsish November 16, 2022

Bartender

A person who spills tea too much; Someone who hears tea and spills it to many people.

“Don’t tell Bob, he’s a bartender”

by borndon_ September 7, 2023

Bartender

A highkey therapist, proficient in crafting bad decisions; adept at assisting in romantic pursuits, subtly engaging in flirtation, and skillfully serving as a wingman.

Bartender, helping ugly people get laid

by Dzengo January 4, 2024