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Bartholomew

A sussy person that is either a twink gay guy/femboy, a nerd, or a king or prince of the medieval times that serves no purpose other than to fuck his wife and make babies
Guy 1: "Dude I think that nerd was gooning in the bathroom yesterday"
Guy 2: "Oh shit really? you mean the femboy or the nerd Bartholomew?"
Guy 1: "sheeeeit, I forgor"
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Dirty Bartholomew Benedict Augustine 

This is a person who is highly intelligent and interested in a certain subject but acts like the subject is unbearable and not worth their time.
That dirty Bartholomew Benedict Augustine, If he keeps that up he might be kicked out of the club!

Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland 

thats me, okay, im probably the first person to go over the limit
candice: hey, you heard of Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland ?

you: yep, he bypassed the username

Amelia Bartholomew 

the type of girl that doesn’t need everything, but really just needs to know you care. she’s not into lovey dovey things but she is always fond of a gift. her eyes are big, brown, and beautiful. on top of that she has perfect dark brown hair that compliments her sunkissed skin.

Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr

A man with honour and great humility
whos that?
bro, its Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr, show some fucking respect you donkey
aiii

Vonquavious Demarcus Bartholomew The 15th 

Vonquavious Demarcus Bartholomew The 15th is such a name. Anyone who’s named this must be such a wonder to the masses. People with this name are known to be awesome people no kizzy. People with this name suck at video games yet they are generally nice people.
Wow he’s so hot! His name must be Vonquavious Demarcus Bartholomew The 15th!

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