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Bard

That’s bardddd
Oh chow?
by Chowslover123 July 21, 2022
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smashing the bard

Smashing the bard- a term used by super nerds or D&D players that refers to masturbation
Johnny got grounded because his mom caught him smashing the bard
by StupidShadyGames May 21, 2017
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Bard

Bard is a simpler and more efficient term for the phrase "for real"
Person 1: "This food is bland ash."
Person 2: "BARD!!!!"
by 😏📏🤡🧱 April 1, 2023
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Bard

Another name for guys called brad
by Brad.p March 11, 2020
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Bard

When someone confidently makes a statement that later turns out to be completely false and ultimately ends in that person losing a large sum of money or reputation.
Did you hear Google have been telling bards again.. cost them $100m
by Gringo87 February 15, 2023
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bard simp

A version of a simp in which the simper writes or says something the simpee which the simp knows will never be said by anyone the simpee would actually be interested in, not in an effort to woo said simpee; just to know that for that reason alone, the simpee will always remember the simp in some way; even though the simp understands that it's not for love of the simp, but only resentment of the fact no one the simpee truly loves would ever say what the simp did
Bard simp: sometimes I like to guve the most over the top compliments to girls who I know don't like me just to ruin their life because the men they do want to love would never say anything like that
Becky: lol bard simp thinks he's the first bard simp
Bard simp: ah rats, fooled by my own ego once again
by Barkdoggy June 28, 2023
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