MUM: Ya ought ta learn ta wipe yer arse better, Bruno. Ya left a serious bovril barcode on yer white pants.
by Cheesehoven June 15, 2007
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- The type of guy that can get everyone's attention but never give you any back
- They are nice to you if it's just you and them until someone more interesting comes along (even in the middle of a conversation)
- Don't open up despite their clear issues
- THEY NEVER EVER SAY A PROPER GOOD BYE
- The type to rarely message you unless they want something
- You must always please them or be some worth to them or they'll ignore you
- They use "turning up to your hangouts" as a conditional event
- Never say thank you
- Always changes your hangout ideas to what they want to do
- Always says that they're going to pay you back but NEVER EVER mention they owe you anything
- Treats you like a worthless piece of shit and or acts like they can replace you with anyone at anytime
- KEEPS TRYING TO FLEX HIS WEALTH (I'm talking about his work, chicks/guys after him and literally anything you don't have, he will talk about
Overall a Max Barbour is an absolute dickhead to everyone and yet everyone loves him but nobody likes him
- The type of guy that can get everyone's attention but never give you any back
- They are nice to you if it's just you and them until someone more interesting comes along (even in the middle of a conversation)
- Don't open up despite their clear issues
- THEY NEVER EVER SAY A PROPER GOOD BYE
- The type to rarely message you unless they want something
- You must always please them or be some worth to them or they'll ignore you
- They use "turning up to your hangouts" as a conditional event
- Never say thank you
- Always changes your hangout ideas to what they want to do
- Always says that they're going to pay you back but NEVER EVER mention they owe you anything
- Treats you like a worthless piece of shit and or acts like they can replace you with anyone at anytime
- KEEPS TRYING TO FLEX HIS WEALTH (I'm talking about his work, chicks/guys after him and literally anything you don't have, he will talk about
Overall a Max Barbour is an absolute dickhead to everyone and yet everyone loves him but nobody likes him
by A victim of a Max Barbour November 3, 2022
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A seemingly hard and painful shit that can't seem to come out due it's size and hardness. A barbed shit often feels very sharp as if it's got splinters stuck in it.
Similar to a sharp shooter apart from the fact that a barbed shit comes out very slow, and a sharp shooter splutters out fast (but still painful)
Similar to a sharp shooter apart from the fact that a barbed shit comes out very slow, and a sharp shooter splutters out fast (but still painful)
by wooob July 6, 2008
Get the barbed shit mug.The plausible sexual act involving an insertion of the male's balls in a glass of warm milk, while the female blows bubbles in the glass through a crazy straw
by th3milkm4n August 5, 2008
Get the Barbados Hotspring mug.British clothing manufacturer, founded in South Shields, best known for making waterproof and outdoor clothing, often associated with the sport of hunting.
Generally worn by rich/preppy british people, (though in recent years it has become more common amongst teens who have enough money to splash out on £200 quilted or wax jackets)
Usually described as an older more adult version of Jack Wills, or a British style of Abercrombie and Fitch
Generally worn by rich/preppy british people, (though in recent years it has become more common amongst teens who have enough money to splash out on £200 quilted or wax jackets)
Usually described as an older more adult version of Jack Wills, or a British style of Abercrombie and Fitch
Rich Girl A: Hey darling, do you know where the nearest Barbour is in London?
Rich Girl B: Yes darling, it's on regent street, you know, the shop with the wax jackets in the window.
Rich Girl B: Yes darling, it's on regent street, you know, the shop with the wax jackets in the window.
by blahblahnosheep December 23, 2009
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The romantic/sexual relationship between Hector Barbossa and Elizabeth Swann of Pirates of the Caribbean. Possibly implied in the movies, but usually only exists in fanfiction.
The romantic/sexual relationship between Hector Barbossa and Elizabeth Swann of Pirates of the Caribbean. Possibly implied in the movies, but usually only exists in fanfiction.
Dude, the Barbossabeth in her is SO obvious.
The what?
Barbossabeth. The pairing of Barbossa and Elizabeth. What do you think he was gonna do to her when he was human again?
The what?
Barbossabeth. The pairing of Barbossa and Elizabeth. What do you think he was gonna do to her when he was human again?
by Tuxedolady August 13, 2010
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molly- ya im from barbados how about u?
jim- o im from wisconsin
molly- o ok
molly- ya im from barbados how about u?
jim- o im from wisconsin
molly- o ok
by ashgab August 6, 2008
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