Captain Bants

Captain Bants: Someone that has organised an activity involving friends that are unfamiliar with each other. this person is the link between all people present. this person is often the most knowledgeable, experienced, familiar with the activity or location of the activity. It is this persons responsibility to set the tone and pace not only of the activity but the banter as well. Example, Best man on stag do.

Captain Bants must lead by example if the stag do is going to be a success.

by Boss Wilson's the name. January 14, 2012

No Bant

Someone who does not partake in banter; someone who is no fun, preferring to stay in/work rather than going out with mates

Guy 1: "Mate you comin' out tonight?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, I have work to do..."

Guy 1: "Your'e a No bant!"

by ssssd45 December 08, 2010

yarny bant

Generally shit bant. Meant to be offensive but failing miserably.

"That was Yarny bant"

by FreddieT December 17, 2015

Google Bants

Engaging in banter through the medium of google.

type your mother into google, it comes up with her porn site! Google Bants! LOL LOL LOL

by grij October 04, 2010

bit of bants

Usually used to describe a funny scenario. Can be used to describe a scenario which was in no way 'banterous'.

-What if your plane crash landed in Syria?
-Be a bit of bants, wouldn't it.

by JR THE BEAST March 04, 2016

Banted

Being absolutely roasted in a rap battle.

Johnny got banted so hard he peed his pants.

by Triniux March 23, 2023

Emotional bant

When two people have a crush on each other but don't admit it and continue to speak to each other as close friends. Could also be a connotation for "just friends".

person 1 : yeah I just were having emotional bants

Person 2: yeah maybe

by Mcpalandnocoeiwnmslx April 23, 2017