Skip to main content

the bands

musical performers whose group name has the word "the" in front of some significant (?) word. popular from the 60s and 70s, used now as a pathetic heroic comeback.
by etchasketch January 7, 2004
mugGet the the bandsmug.

Band.

A place for the following:

-Having the time of your life.
-sucking on wood.
-Dying at band camp.
-Getting called fatt.
-Laughing at cheerleaders.
-Hoping cheerleaders fall.
-Laughing when they do fall.
-Offer to help them up then make them gag on a reed.
-Dancing like a freak.
-Stuffing the small sweet clarinet player in a tuba case.
-Stealing the french horn players popcorn.
-Making your director a hair bow.
-Laughing at your directors girly pink shirt.
-Getting sent to the choir room for laughing at your directors girly pink shirt.
-Wearing funny hats.
-Getting out of school to play at McDonalds.
-Buying pictures of Babys as sunflowers.
-Making fun of the guy who yells "focus!" every 2 seconds.
-Being fatt.
-robbing gas stations.
-Eating.
-Sweating.
-Singing stupid songs to the top of your lungs.
-Sticking your tounge out when playing.
-Frolicing.
-Being cursed out.
-Talking illegal pictures.
-Playing in dirt.
-Laughing when the suck-ish flute player runs track.
-Getting your ear drum busted by the piccolow.
-Getting rained on.
-Running away from the sax. players.
-Wearing bows.
-Talking about having letters on your teeth.

-Such much more.
Guy- See those fat people suckin' on wood?

Other guy- Yeah, they should gag.

Guy- Their in band.
by your mommmms mooommm May 17, 2010
mugGet the Band.mug.

The Band

The group at school who has wayyy more trophies than anyone else in school, including the football team, whose case we almost had to fill up because we were running out of room.
The band rules the school and have some pretty hott members..well did,they mostly graduated..:(
by I dunno what is my name? November 22, 2004
mugGet the The Bandmug.

Bands

A way to say "money" as stack of 100 dollar bills is held together using a band. Often used in the streets, the bay, or the hood. "A hundred bands" if often referenced by rappers, meaning $10,000.
Yuh yuh yuh I gotta hunnid bands in ma' cah

Dayum bro look at all deez bands yuh yuh
by Rousate June 24, 2021
mugGet the Bandsmug.

Marching Band

1. ) A sport
2.) Hell
3.) The best thing that will ever happen to you
4.) Mentally and Physically draining

Marching band is a team build experience, that will change your whole perception on life and make you appreciate all the small things in life. There will be ups and down but you will love all of them. One thing about marching band is that you all don't just talk about band, y'all spill some real tea. One last thing is, the people you meet will become your friends for the rest of your life it doesn't matter what grade level or anything everybody is now your best friend for the first time you all snap to attention.
The first day of marching band camp
Drum major: *click* *click* *click* *click* BAND TEN HUT
A sloe rookie: Is it band or ben?
Drum major: NO TALKING AT ATTENTION
by piccolotrumpet April 13, 2019
mugGet the Marching Bandmug.

Band kid

A reddit kid, some phrases they say “dat boi “smol bean” “oof” “do you watch call me carson?” Their whole personality is revolved around self depricating jokes and doing weird poses
by LeMrSeto April 23, 2020
mugGet the Band kidmug.

man band

why don’t we: we’re not a boy and we are a MAN BAND!
by whydontwejustgetmarriedzachher September 23, 2018
mugGet the man bandmug.

Share this definition