The Ilinois Enema Bandit

Michael Kenyon - NOT a fictional character but a genuine (well-documented) burglar who assaulted female victims by forcibly administering enemas to them during robberies.

"The Ilinois Enema Bandit...a true American folk hero! You've heard of Richard Nixon, this guy is even better!" - Zappa

by Noxema-Tapioca May 21, 2009

dick bandit

a huge slut who goes for every dick out there! popularized by juvenile's song entitled back that ass up

damnnnnnnn that gurl is a dick bandit, she hooked up with everyone

by dstets April 3, 2008

Coke-can Bandit

An unidentified person who secretly leaves large unflushable shits in the toilets at work

'No way! It could be Belpop, Kennard or Hughsey but Backholer is far too skinny to be a coke-can bandit'

by BDAdmin March 24, 2009

Best Friend Bandit

A person who has a new best friend every week. They typically go for those who give them the most attention.

"That girl is such a best friend bandit. She's with a new girl every week."

1: "I like your shoes!"
2: "Really? Wanna be my best friend!!!???

by lalalagirl49850934850 January 30, 2010

backseat bandit

a woman who gives that good suck in the backseat of a red porsche in an alleyway at dusk

Ayyy mate i found a right good lass n she became a backseat bandit it was amazing

by terrry woowow January 17, 2020

Eigo Bandit

A Japanese girl (or even a guy) that uses native English speakers for free English Lessons.
Eigo Bandits have no interest in their conversation partner treating them as pets to show off and make pay for dates & coffee that they invite themselves to.
Eigo Bandits only want to speak in English because they do not care for you to learn Japanese.

At the international party there were tons of eigo bandits. They kept coming to talk with me but none wanted to be friends.

by westsan December 19, 2008

arse-bandit

homosexual

leave my bottom alone you arse bandit

by bob July 12, 2003