by Rebecca LaRue October 13, 2003
A Bam Bam is a greasy spotty, smelly child who lives in a den made of farts and picks his own bum and throws balls at ladders and they hit him in the face, his mum makes him come in at 2 pm and if he's late gets grounded he also robs from asda and has a friend called the fire who gives his dad kisses, he also bums off Xbox 360 Fart Edition, Bam Bam's also fart in the local libraries and they really smell like greasy poo, Anyone who fit this category is a Bam Bam,
NOTE: A bam Bam does'nt reffer to a person thats real it is aonly a name to refer to smelly people who like gay stuff
NOTE: A bam Bam does'nt reffer to a person thats real it is aonly a name to refer to smelly people who like gay stuff
by bfunnykids2k11111 June 06, 2011
A Big nosed punk who is scared of the dark.
Swears every girl is on his Shit.
When in reality the just smells like shit.
He swears hes tough and knows it all.
Has a mole the size of a penny on Widdlee PeePee.
Pimple Hulk Face
Need I say More?
Swears every girl is on his Shit.
When in reality the just smells like shit.
He swears hes tough and knows it all.
Has a mole the size of a penny on Widdlee PeePee.
Pimple Hulk Face
Need I say More?
Guy: Hey baby I saw you looking at me . Look your hot and all but im just not interested.
Sally : Im not interested you jerk! I was just saying Hi ! I'm Married!
Guy : Its okay baby ! I can work With that!
Sally : Ugh!! You just like Bam Bam!
Sally : Im not interested you jerk! I was just saying Hi ! I'm Married!
Guy : Its okay baby ! I can work With that!
Sally : Ugh!! You just like Bam Bam!
by iThinkiPooted August 08, 2009
by Lugs-o October 19, 2004
To describe an exciting event and said in a overly loud voice to get people attention and make them spill there coffee.
by To the Rick! September 05, 2020
by _devynnn November 11, 2015
For those of us who were not educated at kindergarten, a bam is an Scottish person between the ages of around 8 to 18 who speaks with an accent no-one but fellow bams can understand (often saying stuff like ken fit ye bam). Their clothing consists of brightly coloured fake tracksuits and puffa jackets – a warning for people to stay away, similar to the markings of a wasp. Most will sport a radiant tan – although the furthest they’ve been is to a young offenders’ institute.They’ve been Smoking anything from mud to oregano since they were 3 coz they think it’s hard. They to display this ‘hardness’ by constantly having a cigarette behind one ear, an earring in the other and using the middle finger approach at least 32 times a day. They like to wear a ton of gold jewelery; so high quality the gold rubs off. Hobbies of the bam include drinking, burning down buildings, starting fights and shouting abuse at people.
bam: 'listen ere u feckin posh cunt - im nae a bam n a nae'r will b. I didt want any one kenning - aye? fit ye saying? u dinna get me?? fuck aff.'
by Colette February 21, 2004