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Balone

adj. A relaxed state of being resulting from the ingestion of THC. A slangy shorthand for the more customarily used "Stoney Baloney," which was proceeded by the short lived variant "Stonevester Balone."
Do you want to get balone?
So, you look a little balone.

Are we trying to get balone, here?
Wanna cut on the 'vape' and get a lil' balone?
by I mean... July 13, 2009
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baloneous

An argument or definition or collection of words that sounds official but is clearly complete crap; of, pertaining to, or possessing the qualities of baloney; bullshit
"The Flegmengious Transcept is in agreement with the readings from the Heisenberg Generator Console."

"Yeah right man, if that isn't completely baloneous I don't know what is."
by Art Grauer January 7, 2008
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baloney flap

a mildly derogatory, but oddly humorous name for female genetalia, specifially the inner labia.(see: beef curtain)
Wow, that chick's baloney flap is hanging out of her thong!!

What's up, baloney flap?
by skittlesyum July 25, 2003
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Balooka

A man who catches farts in a bottle and sells them on the black market
My great grandfather was a famous balooka
by moesyzlack September 3, 2008
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boppin' the baloney

grabbing your penis and beating it without mercy, as though "it owes you money"
joey spent all saturday boppin' his baloney
by bryant k. August 1, 2004
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baloism

The comical misuse of words or phases that can change the local meaning of the word or phase.
How did herbivore become a baloism for homosexual?

(Conversation that takes place after a person just ordered a salad at a restaurant). What are you a herbivore now? No way, I still like girls.

(Example of future conversion) I heard Steve and Rod moved in together. Yeah, they are herbivores.
by Wrong Number77 February 3, 2010
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Balonely

The deli meat of choice for someone who is, and always will be, forever alone.
"dude I sold some deli meat to this lady the other day and she said it was for her 11 cats" "Whoa, Bro, that must've been a hefty stack of Balonely"
by Rennieman October 20, 2012
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