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Baisser l’asparagus

Baisser l’asparagus: to fuck an underwater cow with green stripes and a boner

Artem: you should go baisser l’asparagus
Ryan: no way! That things so ugly
My friend wants to baisser l’asparagus.
by ooze_d October 9, 2019
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bacissaly

bacissaly is to get everyones attention for an important announcement. This term is normally used by roadmen and those who think theyre on road, it is also used by people who want to address a situation
phillip getting everyones attention, "Ight cool bacissaly yh, were not making enough from our stock g."
by C0ruPT June 23, 2021
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Balasubramaniyan

King of his destiny
Works for his own purpose
Height 5"00
Works in Chennai information technology, India
Balasubramaniyan is cute
by Balasubramaniyan November 23, 2021
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remington bales

a girl who is in love woth the Lord, hates school with a passion, and is loved by many. she is a sweet and a genuinely nice person.
Remington Bales is so trustworthy, i feel like i can tell her anything
by hotbox456 March 12, 2017
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Balassi

Balassi may refer to:

1) a name of an institute situated at the heart of Europe in Budapest - the capital city of the magical land of Hungary, where at the same time you can live and study one of the most difficult languages, namely Hungarian, to which only certain number of the coolest people from all over the world can go and in which there is a party centre - the so called BOOM BOOM ROOM - permanent and guaranteed source of entertainment.

2) the time spent at the eponymous institute. During this period practically anything can happen to you - you can meet your best friend or the love of your life, or fulfil your bravest dreams, or have your heart totally crushed and devastated; one, however, is for sure - it's an unforgettable once-in-a-lifetime self-changing experience.

3) the people attending the eponymous institute. You can easily recognize them - they are colourful and shiny, they move in large groups, speaking some crazy language - half-English half-Hungarian half-some other world language and they shout "Balassi, Balassi" while travelling by the public transport vehicles (especially late at night); another conspicuous trait of theirs is that they "sleep all day and party all night" and study once in a while.
1) I cannot believe I'm going to Balassi - it's like my dream coming true!

2) Man, I'll never forget my Balassi!

3) Is there any strike or what? - No, it's just Balassi going out to party.
by rozsaszinud June 30, 2011
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Shalsheles bais yaakov

{Shalsheles bais yaakov}is a cheap ass school with teachers who are 16 years old or maybe even younger who knows! Those teachers don’t even know shit. They don’t even know what their teaching. Shalsheles bais yaakov has a school building filled with mice and rats that’s gross AF!! Their lunch tastes like shit. Except for Wednesday cuz they actually buy pizza from a store!!! They never serve us meat for lunch cuz their scared we’ll eat milk after WTF BRO. DONT SPEND YOUR MONEY ON SHALSHELES GO TO PUBLIC SCHOOL FOR FREE!!!!!
That school {Shalsheles bais Yaakov} is a cheap school.
by Idontevenknowmyownnamesmh October 23, 2019
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bails

A (very) slightly more discreet way of saying (weighing) scales, usually electronic, amongst the drug dealing community.
"Oi don't forget to bring the bails with you when you pop round to get that boom ting"
by GDM October 2, 2007
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