A postmodernist masterpiece disguised as children's television.
OF course, if you are three like the intended audience, you may watch it to learn how the writers would LIKE the world to be...
...If we existed in a Communist Utopia; notice how Pocket and Sweet never charge for the items in their shop - probably because they were produced by the people for the people.
Everybody has a role and nobody ever suffers an existential crisis. They are all very happy. And so they should be.
Then again it may just be a light, fluffy, fun, brightly coloured kiddies TV show that people of all ages can veg out in front of and enjoy watching. I know I do!
OF course, if you are three like the intended audience, you may watch it to learn how the writers would LIKE the world to be...
...If we existed in a Communist Utopia; notice how Pocket and Sweet never charge for the items in their shop - probably because they were produced by the people for the people.
Everybody has a role and nobody ever suffers an existential crisis. They are all very happy. And so they should be.
Then again it may just be a light, fluffy, fun, brightly coloured kiddies TV show that people of all ages can veg out in front of and enjoy watching. I know I do!
by Mittens the Kitten December 23, 2004
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Miss Hoolie - Hairstyle has been set with hairspray that wouldn't move in a force 9 gale. Obviously designed for Scotland. Only wears shades of green and waves at everyone. Seems to unwittingly control the lives of everyone in Balamory so I can only assume some form of mafia protection thing going on.
PC Plum - Line dances...
Spencer - Got bored and just painted houses any colour he pleased.
Edie - Maniac driver if the opening titles are anything to go by. 60mph to a dead stop in less than a second. PC Plum doesn't even book her.
Archie - Pink castle, what next... an invention that works perhaps?
Josie Jump - Tries to get everyone fit. She is losing to the deep fried everything culture she is living in.
Miss Hoolie - Hairstyle has been set with hairspray that wouldn't move in a force 9 gale. Obviously designed for Scotland. Only wears shades of green and waves at everyone. Seems to unwittingly control the lives of everyone in Balamory so I can only assume some form of mafia protection thing going on.
PC Plum - Line dances...
Spencer - Got bored and just painted houses any colour he pleased.
Edie - Maniac driver if the opening titles are anything to go by. 60mph to a dead stop in less than a second. PC Plum doesn't even book her.
Archie - Pink castle, what next... an invention that works perhaps?
Josie Jump - Tries to get everyone fit. She is losing to the deep fried everything culture she is living in.
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The balgoss is a terrible creature indeed!
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They are often described as towering beasts that have a thick and tough body covered with a protective shell, huge arms with hands and feet with four long claws, a knobby bald head, unhinged jaws with razor-sharp teeth, short tail, white eyes, a pig snout, and has a horrible growl that is sometimes annoying, and piggish appetite and will eat anything bigger than itself.
It was the name of the second boss in the classic arcade game Three Wonders released by Capcom in 1991.
They are often described as towering beasts that have a thick and tough body covered with a protective shell, huge arms with hands and feet with four long claws, a knobby bald head, unhinged jaws with razor-sharp teeth, short tail, white eyes, a pig snout, and has a horrible growl that is sometimes annoying, and piggish appetite and will eat anything bigger than itself.
It was the name of the second boss in the classic arcade game Three Wonders released by Capcom in 1991.
The balgoss is blamed for destroyed farms, eaten or missing livestock, and economic loss in society.
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