Bahonkus

another name for your butt.

Teacher "sit your bahonkus down!"
Student "um. what?"

by gabbyrunswithscissors March 8, 2009

Baboon Ass

A condition in which a mans ass ( specifically on or around the butthole ) becomes red and swollen resembling the ass of a Baboon . This unfortunate and painful condition is most often the result of exercise or manual labor on hot humid summer days and is often made worse by the salt found naturally in a man' perspiration. In addition baboon ass can also be brought on by repeated wiping of ones butthole such as in the case of diarhea or the beer shits etc...

OUCH my ass hurts , I must have baboon ass from all that beer and exercise. "Honey can you kiss it better ?"

by chicagogofan February 22, 2010

baloon knot

Noun: slang for anus. Just look at an inside out baloon and you will understand.

My dog must have worms because he is dragging his baloon knot across the floor!

by EugeneGoldman November 11, 2007

baboon butter

Thick, mucky black liquid that forms in beads on a court apes head and neck region during physical sporting activities

It's always the small white kids who end up moping the baboon butter off the court during NBA games.

by CoonTastic July 23, 2014

Bahooni

An ugly person with a pretty crappy life

Peanut is a bahooni

by Leeman ski February 3, 2019

baboon swipe

A delicate swipe across the head-RA

She stuck my head in her shirt and gave me a baboon swipe..

by Goins_gone_wild February 26, 2015

baloonga

Any body part you find sexy

“Yo, Ellen, that’s a nice baloonga”

“Um thanks Shad”

by Wattpad @thatonekid May 10, 2018