Battleship Stance

The sexual act of filling five holes on a girl with five penises to sink the battleship. Most Battleship Stances use the vagina, asshole, mouth and two holes made with the hands. Other holes including large ear canals, empty eye sockets and open wounds.

The party was a sausage fest 'cause there were 5 guys and one girl. Then Lisa went into Battleship Stance and the parrty was lit. We sunk her battleship and drowned her in cum.

by BeeToTheRyan June 17, 2016

Battleship

A game you play while shitting. You poop out a long turd and than try to split it in half with the remaining poop in your body.

Man I really let that shit have it. I sunk the battleship with a line of shrimp poppers!

by Poop Master Killah May 2, 2006

battleship

peeing on the floaters in your crapper

"What took you so long in there?"
"I crapped a little and then played battleship."
"Any luck?"
"Yeah, i sank my aircraft carrier."

by sturdiboy March 4, 2008

baffleshit

The practice of "Baffling with Bullshit" until other parties in a discussion or debate are so 'brainhurt' that they are pacified in to submission.

That project manager was so full of baffleshit we just nodded and got on with the job.

by Not Bruce February 3, 2021

battleshipped

(adj.) Completely and totally drunk. As in, sunk like a battleship.

"You don't even wanna know who I woke up next to, I was completely battleshipped last night.

by Nurmo January 3, 2008

battleship dilemma

The problem of seeing what the other player is doing while playing a video game.

"You're going to run on this play, so I'm going to blitz."
"Crikey what a battleship dilemma!"

by BlueTempest1986 January 16, 2017

battleship

A euphemism for "bullshit."

I have to follow the rules? That's freakin' battleship.

by Ereck Flowers August 21, 2017