badger

(n) A declaration of wind from the anus.

Queen - Badger

Charles - Core blimey Mummsie. I'm grateful for the advance notice but please lay off the brussel sprouts.

by chocolatelamington January 14, 2007

badger

Someone who sleeps/ has sex with someone else to steal their things/ property!

I completely badgered this bint up the wrong hole last night! She didn't even notice..what a pussyole!

by badger-mushroom- snake September 1, 2009

Badgering

The act of doing something for benefit, whether it be for self benefit or for someone else's benefit. Usually involves trying to get someone else to do something for you.

Steve was badgering hard last night, i think he brought home that canadian girl.

Joe keeps badgering me, he is always in such a rush.

Gio is trying to badger me for a haircut.

by ODPSuave28 November 13, 2011

badger

A short, stocky, middle-aged white man, who is balding, and has graying hair and a moustache. If you tour the rural midwest, you will find tons of them. Their primary habits are hunting, drinking beer, driving pickup trucks, napping, and telling old football stories.

My dad is a badger, so i'm thinking of getting him a moustache trimmer and a case of bud light for his fiftieth birthday.

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

badger

A white man with a black man's wanger (cock). Used to describe a white man with a big shlong! Derived from the colour association with a badgers fur.

Look at Paul isn't he a Badger?

by C-J! November 29, 2006

badger

Small furry, black and white, stripey, long pin toe nailed, snarly, sciffle footed, jelly tot licking, soldered nostril friend of a stoat.

'oi nige, that badgers licking my jelly tots!'

by ferret boy May 22, 2006

badgers

Highly intelligent mammals that have formed a utopia in my sock drawer. Soon I will drop the bomb on them.

badgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgers..mUUushrooOm, MuUshroOom!..badgersbadgersbadgersbadgers

by wysiwyg February 16, 2004