Baboon Ass

Condition in which one's asshole becomes inflamed or dilated or otherwise raw, often due to poor diet (i.e., too much red meat) or overstimulation of general area.

After years of eating spicy meats and high-starch foods, Reginald found that even a slight breeze could send shockwaves across his baboon ass.

by Aloicious September 9, 2003

baboon face

Someone who looks like they have a baboons face. Often confused with "hamster face." Usually related to people with really really large faces, espeically cheaks.

Fiona, you have a baboon face!

by K-Dawg February 13, 2003

baboon rancher

a person who partakes in events of professionally raising and ranching in a cow like manner of baboons.

what did u do for a living?
i am a baboon rancher...

i was ranching me some baboons

by Mike Sobchack December 25, 2007

Baboon Station

When you reach Jamaica Station also known as Baboon Station.

T: Yo bro the next station is Jamaica Station! Hurry and chug your beer! We gotta transfer!

B: Do you mean Baboon Station? Yeah we're not going to survive. We. Are. White.

by PandaJay March 8, 2015

Baboon-ish

A term used when when the entire body is full of thick body hair except the private areas.

He has a lot of hair everywhere and only shaves his man scape area so he looks baboon-ish.

by Sammers January 13, 2023

Baboon Head

a lad who has an anus in his skull when he has short hair

dude he has a right baboon head

by Ivan1989 February 5, 2008

baboon sneaz

when you cum in a girls ass. then slap her ass till it turns red, and then she fars sending the cum everywere

when we were doing the baboon sneaz cum got all over my mothers fav sheets

by thesnizzel December 15, 2009