Turd Burglar

One who burgles turds for profit or pleasure.

"There goes Cory. That guy is such a turd burglar."
"He sure is, Gary. He sure is."

by Theturdpolice March 09, 2016

turd burglar

The Hamburglar's more fetid and vastly less successful predecessor.

I thought the McCrappy Meal cam with a Turd Burglar toy...

by AngryChegro July 11, 2003

turd burglar

One who burgles turds

My cat took a crap and the dog ate it...he sure is a turd burglar

by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005

chat burglar

One who reproduces a friend's witty lines, whilst passing them off as their own.

Fay, you're such a chat burglar, you've really gotta work on your banter

by clanross June 06, 2009

Cat burglar

A pussy stealing lesbian that always taking the straight girls away from the common man

It's tough to get laid with all these cat burglars around!

by Fire69 May 22, 2015

turd burglar

A homosexual male.

He's not attracted to women, he's a turd burglar.

by Choccy Log July 09, 2016

turd burglar

A person who looks through the cracks of a bathroom stall to see the person in there.

"Cover your face, the turd burglar is back!"

by chase March 09, 2005