Buttstach

The word for when ones butt cheeks are hairier than his/her mothers upper lip.

Dude, pull your pants up, your buttstach is showing.

by Mericanwordster July 6, 2014

ButtStogie

When a man or woman poops as your licking the butt hole and you catch it in your mouth like a big Stogie!

I raised my head up high with her buttStogie in my mouth.

by GUI J June 16, 2016

buttstressed

A more extreme version of butthurt

I'm so buttstressed that we lost our snapchat streak of 125 days.

by EffingCarol May 21, 2016

Buttstache

The random hair right above the buttcrack.

Chad has a major buttstache!

by Inappropriate Amy February 4, 2022

Buttstache

A visible "mustache" in your butt crack from excessive hair.

The plumber was sporting a massive buttstache.

by BenHYukonOK February 12, 2022

Buttstration

The emotion you feel when you try to pull up your wet bathing suit over your ass but it gets stuck.

I think most everyone feels a sense of buttstration when they are trying to pull up a wet bathing suit, especially women.

by Chicky Oh July 31, 2024

BUTTSTUFF

When someone does anything with the butt sexually

hey man we are not doing buttstuff today...

by Mamabearluv April 10, 2025