breeding age

Crude term describing the age range that females are able to menstruate and make babies thus are considered attractive or available; also know as bleeding age...from about 13-50 years of age.

I been courting girls of breeding age cuz then they is legal.

Them old crows over yonder is past bleeding age...darn.

by thedzone October 4, 2009

selective breeding

When a farmer tosses off a male cow and gets the jizz and injects it into a female cow.

Guy: Hey babe lets do some selective breeding.
Girl: What...?
Guy: You can be my farmer and i'll be the cow.
Girl: Ooh okay...

by tagme246 February 28, 2008

Breening

Suggesting terrible ideas that nobody wants to do after there are several better ideas proposed.

Mike: Yo connor, instead of going to that party that everyone's at, why don't we go sit at Mcdonalds?

Connor: Mike, stop breening.

by saywhatferarra February 18, 2010

Brewing

If a person is Brewing, a fart is readying itself for release inside them.

Oh, I'm Brewing, Boys!
'FAAAAARRRT'
Woah, that was a Raging Warlord!

by to6y November 2, 2009

Trap Breeding

The act of a woman to force a man to stay with her through intentionally getting pregnant by poking holes in condoms, no longer taking the pill, or some other mode of deception.

Dude 1: Yo man, you here what happened to Fred?

Dude 2: Yeah, that crazy bitch caught him with some trap breeding!

Dude 1: His next 18 years are gonna be expensive as shit!

by The Definitioneer September 8, 2010

Lip Breeding

A fancy term for a blowjob

"The bitch was giving me some lip breeding"

by Dipshitshiteater January 1, 2021

Breeding

Breeding is the action of male and female animals having sex (or mating) to reproduce, and procreate.

Animals, including Humans breed with members of the opposite sex within their own species due to a desire for sexual pleasure, and the need to propagate the next generation.

Without Breeding no Human being would be alive. Thus Breeding is essential to the existence of Humans and all animals (except for the ones that reproduce asexually).

Heterosexual sex is the only kind of sex that can be described as Breeding.

Go and thank your parents for breeding so that you could be alive.

by The Facts matter August 4, 2019