Breasticals

When a woman is on her hands and knees (all fours) and her breasts are jiggling beneath her, just like testicals.

"I did her from behind, and her breasticals were swinging. It was cool!"

by [e-mail] August 25, 2005

breasticiles

when your nipples get so cold that theyre growing ice on them

"jesus the north pole is so cold, i'm getting breasticiles here!"

by waddlesmcpenginson April 18, 2010

beatstick

a telescopic steel wand that law enforcement officials use as a tool when on patrol or on the beat to detain suspects, used commonly due to its compact size instead of the old fashion baton

That cop broke out the beatstick on that fool mouthing off.

The prison guards used the beatsticks instead of the taser to detain and teach the inmate a lesson

The cop used a beatstick to save the trapped victim escape through the car window

by Jun P. June 1, 2010

Breastical

the region of the breastises found usually on the women and occasionally on a severely confused/corrupted man.

Jewelez: Sam you hit my breastical area!!!!
Sophie: What is a breastical?
Jewelez: The region of the breastises found usually on the women and occasionally on a severely confused/corrupted man.
Kacia: (appearing from behind a dark building) Oh! *wink*
Sam: WTF!? who the breastical are you?
Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
All: BREASTICAL
Kacia: Who's All? *wink*
Jewelez: All gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
Sam: All has a large breastical region.
Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
Kacia: Oh! *wink* (returns to her dark building)
Sophie: *wink* BYE KEESH!
Kacia: *wink* good luck with your breasticals, girls.
Jewelez: Keeshash gets a gold star for using the term beastical in a sentence.
Kacia: *wink* thank you. i will cherrish my gold star forever.
Sam: jewelez, your such a breastical. where did you purchase your gold stars?
Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
Miss Poltrock: Jewelez, did you purchase your gold stars in the bathroom?
Jewelez: ........
Miss Poltrock: you know, Jewelez, just saying the word "breastical" isn't a complete sentence.
Jewelez: Miss Poltrock gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence.
All: BREASTICAL

by Winking gold breastical stars August 17, 2010

Breasticles

Breasts that are so saggy and low that they might as well be testicles. A common condition found old women.

Woah! That old woman in the locker room had some serious breasticles!

by Havana January 17, 2008

Breasticles

Tits that hang so low, they resemble testicles.

Yo that gilf has breasticles.

by Do Whoosh Bo Baggins January 15, 2009

breasticles

another word to add to the list of words that are, and will always be BREASTS.

I have rather large breasticles

by Jo Willis September 11, 2003