Bollock a ginger day

December 7th is bollock a ginger day where you can punch any red haired person in the bollocks and they can NOT fight back

I hit him in the bollocks because it is bollock a ginger day

by Ultrawanker December 6, 2020

bollock yoghurt

a thick whitish liquid sent out through the penis during sexual activity containing sperm which is produced by the sex organs of men

i shot bollock yoghurt all over her face & tits

by birth music death August 21, 2006

bollock lick

licking of the testicles, usually enjoyed by ginger men with glasses.

Alan: Ohh yeah time for a bollock lick on my ginger ball sack.
Laura: YUM!

by mealot July 8, 2006

bollock porridge

Male sex piss

My bollock porridge went all over her face

by pudding and pie July 17, 2003

Bollock baiting

An alternative to prick teasing.

She was bollock baiting me all night. I was dying to Cheam all over her love raisins.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

bollock wrench

to have your testicles removed by an incredibly annoyed woman. often results in a hasty visit to the A and E department of hospitals.

"*sigh* not another one."
" yeah, it seems loasda people have been bollock wrenched tonight Dr. stroganoff"
"ah well, get some ice..."

by questionable_pie October 12, 2006

Bollock Features

When someone is really ugly.
Also can be used when argueing with someone who is being a dick

Man look at the bollock features on that cunt.

Get out of my face bollock features

by Rikamortis January 5, 2009