jamaican bobsled

a sexual act that consists of three people, 2 of which are male. 1 man is having anal intercourse with the women in the doggy style. durring this the second male lies parallel and under the women with his cock in her mouth. the second male also proceeds to lick the first males testicals.

"dude i gave you a call last night and you didn't pick up"
"ya srry i was asleep"
"well you missed out we were gonna give this chick the jamaican bobsled"

by Donkey Punch Phil December 22, 2008

Alaskan Bobsled

When you take your poop and freeze it than use it as a dildo.

"So he was fucking me, than he went to the fridge and pulled an Alaskan Bobsled on my butthole!"

by TubaLeader November 10, 2009

Jamaican Bobsled

When a black male titty-fucks a white female

"I heard Jamal gave Ashley the Jamaican Bobsled last night"

by thephiz4$hiz February 16, 2014

Jamaican Bobsled

When a woman has missing bowels, and your erect pulsating cock breaks the kidney lining causing complete organ failure and loss of cognitive function. There is a strong history of Jamaican originating Australia, despite the name. It was popularised in the 19th century in the industrial revolution.

"At a morgue"
Doctor "Sever scar tissue among the kidney lining"
Investigator "cause of death?"
Doctor "Jamaican bobsled"

by DeathWizard420 June 1, 2019

German Bobsled

While following someone down the stairs, let them get ahead of you a bit. Position yourself sitting at the top stair, yell "EINS, ZWEI, DREI", and lunge yourself at them crotch first and spread eagle with the speed of an Olympic bobsledder! If you're lucky, your intended will grab you by the crotch in an effort to slow your descent.

Dude, last night I was showing someone around my apt, and I got surprise German Bobsledded! So naturally, I totally reciprocated with the crotch stop

by Palmher December 29, 2019

jamaican bobsled track

When you shit so hard you shit up your back

We had a farting contest and Joe pushed so hard he made a Jamaican bobsled track up to his neck.

by Cooter polluter May 9, 2018

Jamacian Bobsled

The act of putting toilet paper in the water before taking a dump, so there won't be skid marks after flushing.

If you don't want them to know you dumped in there, just do a Jamacian Bobsled and light a match.

by 71770 November 21, 2020