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Batesy Moment

(Noun)

A moment of unparrelled clarity or understanding followed by a random thought.

(Origin: Hull, Alex Bates)
Jon: "Damn i can't get this math prob!"
Alex: "It's 74...Mmm cheese"
Kev: "Another Batesy moment..."
by Jonesy1548 August 15, 2006
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babysend

outstanding move, often done in accompany with a speech. Shutgunning a energydrink at school in the bathroom or the grupprum.
that was one hell of a babysend
by Milfannika March 8, 2022
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Babysitting

The act of holding onto the pipe for an extended period of time after taking your hit before passing.
Stoner A: Stop babysitting it already and pass it to me.

Stoner B: Oh shnit. My bad. I always to this.
by OG_Epimetheus April 29, 2022
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Katie Bates

FUCKIN' MASSIVE FURRY

ALSO INTO BEASTIALITY
by STWxiLLuSiOnZ September 4, 2018
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Redneck babysit

The act of ducktaping a small child to the wall, or ceiling.
"I had to redneck babysit my cousin, so i could watch bluecollar last night."
by asdfghnjmk,l.; October 10, 2011
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Bathsculinity

bæθ-kjəˈ-lɪ-nəti /

1. Qualities, or attributes, regarded as characteristic of a modern young man who is comfortable in his own skin, inside and outside of the bathroom. Being bathsculine is knowing there’s no one way to get clean, relax in the tub or style your hair and there’s no one way to be a guy.

2. An attitude rooted in looking good and smelling fresh, because it feels good to get clean and smell like Mint and Rosemary, and because you don’t need an excuse to take a three hour bath in the middle of the day if it’s going to make you happy, so you take out your rubber duckies, scented candles and portable zen garden and get sudsy while listening to whale chants and start thinking about that lonely whale who sings on a frequency no other whale can hear and it makes you teary eyed but you don’t pretend you have something in it, no, you own your tears and start looking up how you can join a marine conservation NGO and maybe help this specific whale, because everyone deserves love.

3. So yes, bathsculinity, something that we need a little more of in 2019 and forward.

Antonyms: machismo, silverbacking, boorishness.
“I feel good with my bathsculinity. Secure. Sexy. Soapy. I’ve got nothing to hide. You don’t even have to knock before coming in to my bathroom. Just get in there.” – Bath-nonymous
by buckethat1900 April 15, 2019
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Unleash The Bats

When someone, after a break-up or other traumatic experience goes out and has a wild night. Usually meaning they release the inner craziness and angst arising from the situation and have a wickedly good time.

see: to Rage
Alex, after getting dumped by his cheating girlfriend decided to go out that weekend and Unleash The Bats.

After being fired from his low paying retail job, Lewis took it upon himself to grab some mates, go to the bar and Unleash The Bats.

After witnessing her best friend hook-up with the man of her dreams, Elizabeth decided to Unleash The Bats and finish the rest of her Captain Morgan.
by McSkinney October 21, 2009
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