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The Batman

This is a sexual act in which you hide in your Uncle's closet while he fucks your cousin, and you spectate. You must be in a Batman Suit as you beat the shit out of your dick, and scream "I'M BATMAN!" seconds before you ejaculate and release that Bat Jizz.
"Yo Matty, have you ever performed...
THE BATMAN!?"

"What the fuck Gary?"
by MyDadGaveMeAids! February 18, 2019
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Baton

A weapon used by law enforcement and other miscellaneous groups. It may consist of a straight or T-shaped rigid stick, or a collapsible version in both aforementioned forms. They are either made out of steel, wood, or polycarbonate. Contrary to popular belief, batons are NOT made out of rubber, except rarely as in the grip. Common manufacturers are ASP, Monadnock, Fury Tactical, and Smith And Wesson. Some examples are the PR-24, the Monadnock AutoLock, and the ASP 26".
"That cop just pulled out his baton on that dude"
"Stop resisting or I'll pull my baton out!"
"I carry a baton, since they're easy to conceal."
by TheSuperTrooper December 30, 2016
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Lego Batman 2 DC Super Heroes

the squeal to Lego Batman The VideoGame. it may not be perfect but it was the first Lego game to involve speaking Lego figures and it got its own movie but that's something for another time.
Bro1: hey bro wana play Lego Batman 2 DC Super Heroes.
Bro2;heck yeah bro.
"inserts disc"
"12 hours later"
Bro1:that was so fun.
Bro2:ZZZzzzzz....
by Legobatman2139 October 5, 2020
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holy crap batman

Term that conveys extreme sarcastic surprise
"Hey look theres a tree in the middle of the forest!"
'Holy crap batman! what a place to find a tree!!"
by batgirl ;) November 21, 2013
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The Lego Batman Movie

A movie about Lego batman what more could you want from this glories masterpiece of a film "Maby a squeal" you might ask well my friend you'll have to wait until 2022 if you see this in the future know that your very lucky.
Bro1:bro i went to go see the lego batman movie last night and it was so "ePic".
Bro2:bro thats "epic".
by Legobatman2139 October 6, 2020
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a batman

To pull a batman is while having sex in the doggie position the male shines a light on the roof and while she is distracted yell to the bat cave and stick it in her ass
Dude I pulled a batman with my chick turns out she likes anal
by Chico96 December 18, 2014
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bathnap

what Wes calls a bath to calm himself down before one sexy evening.
Wes perfers bathnaps to vicodin .. it calms him down.
by iloveusk8rboi March 9, 2018
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