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Baris

Baris is kinda of a guy who likes to play with his pussy. Sometimes the girls are so jealous of him because she can squirt ao much.
Also her pussy stinks like hell. I wonder if someone wants to fuck her.
Her pussy stinks like dog shit. Go away dumb ass bitch Baris
by brosennapiyorsun February 7, 2025
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Baris

It means piece in turkish language but,

for some of people it means a virgin-porn addicted guy with smallest micropenis who plays 2/13 yasuo and blames his teammates for no reason.
shut up you little baris
by hırrime November 21, 2021
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Probably one of the longest names in the world. This name means “the most wonderful thing in the world.” He was the first of the two brothers, the other being Chang.
Help! Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo has fallen into the well!
by bluestinger66 January 7, 2024
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Baris

A hot guy what is skilled in everything even stealing ur girlfriend
becarefull Baris is here
by Flusy1 March 28, 2022
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Bari Mahir Paradox

A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."

Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.
Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"

Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."

Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it
by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025
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Baris

Turkish hairy man thot
•Likes to be a thot
•Drinks tea with his mother
•Makes cringey fotos of their eyes
•Makes weird noises
•Talks alot about his small dewk
•Likes to succ dewk
• Abuses little kids
•Batista bombs little kids
Example 1
1 Who is that thot that stole your man?
2 It was a hairy brown haired turkish boy
1It’s Baris!?!?!?
2NOOOO THAT HOEEE

Example 2

1 Who is a hairy thot??
2 BARIS!!!!!

Example 3
1 Who lives in a trashcan under the school?
2 THOTTY BARIS!
by Breadnigga January 21, 2019
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Bari Mahir Paradox

A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."
Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"

Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."

Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves
by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025
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