Coyote Awakening

This usually happens after a break-up. The realization after a night of heavy drinking when you wake up in the morning and find out that the fuck-buddy/revenge-fuck-buddy that you picked up from the bar the previous night, resembles Wile E. Coyote.

"Boy 1: Dude, Steve has lost it. After his break-up, he fucks anything that walks. Can you believe, he picked up Gertrude last night.

Boy 2: Gertrude!!! Bet he had a coyote awakening today."

by Sajan Chosé June 19, 2014

fuck you awake

“Fuck You Awake” - definition: while he is still asleep, a woman uses her mouth and hand to make her man hard, grinding the air or his leg until she’s wet; then moves on top of him, sliding his hardness inside her; she continues to ride him until he’s awake.

As they fell asleep in each other’s arms, she asked, “Can we do this again in the morning? I want to ‘fuck you awake’.”

by Nikita O. November 7, 2020

Why am I awake at 3AM looking at Urban Dictionary?

Dude, Why are you here? Go to bed. If you have reached this point, abandon all hope.

Why am I awake at 3AM looking at Urban Dictionary?

by B R R R R R R R April 25, 2022

Drum Corps-aoke

A current fad where drum corps use amplified vocalists to accompany their brass and percussion sections in competition.

"Drum Corps-aoke is just another sign of desperation."

by GeorgZnaeym August 27, 2006

Awomen

The left's current way to pander to people who honestly think the left is on their side. The reality is the left only wants their votes to get authoritarian power.

Tyna: That pastor finally used Awomen to undo thousands of years of the patriarchy because all men are evil.
Joe: Shut up Tyna and go back to playing with your cats. That pastor only wanted his 15 minutes of fame and to appease people like you without actually doing anything. Plus "Amen" has nothing to do with "men".

by MathBoy86 January 11, 2021

The Awake Christian

The incredibly awesome youtube channel, known for classic songs such as "Jesus and hentai" "Trans people disstrack" and videos such as "Fortnite is satanic"

Hey dude, did you see the awake christians latest video on youtube?

by GamingSociety April 4, 2020

Fire Emblem: Awakening

A game where you can fuck your best friend's daughter.

Fire Emblem: Awakening is a game worth playing

by Supreme Leader of Fucking July 12, 2019