awk-tion

awk-tion: an erection that come around for no reason, and at any random or awkward time, hence the name awk-tion.

Ross was watching Mythbusters when suddenly, he got an awk-tion and he had to cover it up with a cushion.

by ThatJewishPig January 14, 2012

awk-larious

when something is awkward, and hilarious.

When Becca got a prize no one applaud it was awk-larious

by Lenkel May 26, 2010

awk. times 10

a word used to describe something that is beyond awkward.

Girl 1: "Hey, are you gonna have you boyfriend meet your whole family tonight?"
Girl 2: "No way, they'll just embaress me, and it will end up being awk. times 10!"

by cool story bro(: July 12, 2011

Awk Hawk

when something awkward goes above and beyond awkward turtle status, the Awk Hawk can be utilized.

To perform the awk hawk gesture, one must place their hands together so that both palms are facing the ground, the sides of the thumbs are pressed together, and the fingers are all straight out and pressed together. then, one must move their fingers (except for the thumbs, which stay in place) up and down in a repetitive, flapping position, like wings.
this is the Awk Hawk.

Girl 1: so, Justin over there just tried to put his arm around me- i barely know him!

Girl 2: oooooooh, awkward turtle! *awkward turtle gesture* didn't he and Courtney just start dating?

Girl 1: i think so....

Girl 2: eww, Awk Hawk!!!! *awk hawk gesture*

by blue_n_white_girl June 2, 2011

awk as a cock

miller yarbrough

that's awk as a cock.
dude you're such a tool

by weedismybitch12345 March 4, 2012

awk city/nation

This is when a situation is unusually and extremely awkward. "Awk City" can be upped to "Awk Nation" when the situation is the most awkward possible. This can only be used in extreme circumstances.

"He just texted me about how he wears diapers."
"Awk city/nation."

by A.W.K March 15, 2010

Awk-Nerd

Awkward Nerd or some one who is always LOLing or ROFLing. Came up with by me, SF.

Kelley: "hey sara what are you doing? lol"
Sara: "just being an Awk-Nerd with my g-ma. rofl right?"
Kelley: "yeah you look like an awk-nerd. lmao"

by LOL MANIAC!@#$%^&* May 17, 2011