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Automatic transmission

Only faggots drive vehicles with them, if your car/truck has one you are the big gay.
Your Powerstroke can only be had with an automatic transmission which means you're a faggot who loves gargling cocks, real men buy Dodge trucks because they can be had with a manual transmission. Neck yourself gay boi.
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automatic

A type of automobile transmission used by old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys.

You can spot cars with automatic transmissions as you drive on any road. The drivers step on the brakes for random cosmic events. If they see a fuzz, they step on the brakes. If they see a car pull up to a side street, they step on the brakes. If they come to an intersection, they step on the brakes. If they see a crow, they step on the brakes.

The repeated brake lights warn all stick shift drivers that a totally incompetent "driver" is operating the car.
No man with any self respect would ever drive a car with an automatic transmission.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
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Automagical

An old mainframe phrase from at least the 80s, meaning when things appear automatically like magic. Typically used with netview and JES2 automatic commands.
I put the start of that batch cobol job in JES2 start commands, that job will start automagically every morning at 2:30.
by Joe Iron May 17, 2007
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automatic shotgun

basicly a semi-auto shotgun that fires faster than a normal shotgun and pumping isnt an option.
a S.P.A.S. shotgun is an automatic shotgun
by pvt.takahashi October 20, 2008
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automatic flush grief

The disappointed feeling you have when the automatic flush at Wal-Mart flushes the toilet before you have time to inspect your recently deposited fecal matter.
Colan had automatic flush grief when the toilet at Wal-Mart automatically flushed before he had time to inspect his recently deposited fecal matter.
by petermante April 28, 2011
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head automatica

the best side project ever created. Daryl Palumbo's gonna break up with GJ and this will be the only thing left.
1. Don't say i don't cut when i do, i do, i do
Don't say we're healing when it's just not what we do.

2. Baby, is this love for real?

3. In and out I'm dancing.
by You Stole my Wristwatch August 7, 2004
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Automatic transmission

Type of transmission used by women and lazy people. Most Americans use it. Is is a sign you hate cars unless your car is so fast that you actually need it.

No guy ever got the girl by saying:

“Hey! Wanna see me putting my stick in the D mode? It looks cool as hel*.
Ryan: Hey Dave! Can you teach me to drift?
Dave: Sure, what are you driving?
Ryan: A FWD Prius with Automatic transmission.
Dave: *dies
by apexcz June 26, 2020
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