Rick Astley

You may think that Rick Astley is someone that will never....
Give you up
Let you down
Run around
Desert you
Make you cry
Say Goodbye
Tell a lie
Hurt you

But really, this is what he is:

-real name is Giovanni
-ox molester

-someone who despises irish men
-someone who shits on himself
-someone who loves piss
-someone who thinks Nazis are foolish
- someone who is Christian
- someone who is a douchebag
-fat oxes give him a good time
-someone who thinks that black people need a whole bottle of soap
-someone who likes to fuck with pee
-someone who wouldn't search for you if you got lost
-someone who thinks people watching porn are bastards
-someone who calls other people's dancing foolish
-someone who has a job as a console seller because he boxes a nintendo wii
-someone who thinks Woody from Toy Story is a nerd
-someone who is confused with his sexuality
-someone who thinks we look like a pig
-someone who will never fuck Luigi
-someone who makes people eat his snot
-someone who molests his penis too
-someone who is a penis
-someone who is naked inside a hole
-someone who wears makeup and puts it on people

But We still love him, because not everyone knows this stuff

Rick Astley molests oxes and his penis.

by I eat swag for breakfast November 21, 2016

Astley Arms

The absurd manner in which Rick Astley moves his arms when disappointing the world of music with one of his pop videos. They are most prominent in his video 'never gonna give you up'

Got rick rolled yesterday, had to endure the sight of the astley arms!

by kjabsc March 26, 2010

Artilect

A neologism created by Hugo de Garis that means "artificial intellect". Basically a cool word for AI.

If we put a chip in our brains a million times more intelligent than us, we become a cool cyborg; but if we develop AI tecnology long enough we will create an Artilect. For such a being we will create war amongst ourselves, for it will be our new god. Thus, we will be our own Terminator.

by Artilectual Thanatos January 7, 2019

astill

Someone who fornicates with members of the same sex but insists he/she is of straight sexual orientation.

That astill kept hitting on me the whole time I was looking at his "girlfriend's" titties!

by Cheese Eater July 21, 2006

antilectual

Someone who refuses to accept facts.

"And that's how the President shut down the government. "

"He's an Antilectual, ignore him."

by namaah October 8, 2013

astele

Astele is the most beautiful, kindhearted and charismatic girl on earth. She will always have your back and is really trustworthy.

Tall, professionnal tiktoker, really GOOD dancer and with a big boule, she is very sexy.

Everyday, she has a new outfit, with also a new wig !

She’s perfect period.

GIMME SOME ! 🍑

Youre so gorgeous Astele

by Carla Julian February 11, 2020

antilect

The inverse of intellect.

Trump possesses extreme antilect.

by HobonamedRich May 17, 2020