Assumers

Assholes consuming rumors

I don’t like Assumers, they never want info directly from the source.

by GJeezz May 25, 2022

Assum

Short term for “or something”

Jay: soo what you doin today
Kya: nun u can come ova assum

by Deffo.zi July 07, 2022

assum

or something

*ignored the whole day
“hey you mad at me assum?”

by pussyeater27 December 12, 2023

assumed

A way to fill in a blank or empty space.

They assumed he didn't already know about it.

The guy/girl assumed the powerful role in the company when the other guy/girl was forced out and lost his/her home.

by The Original Agahnim November 29, 2021

assuming is bad you should never assume

anytime someone assumes

“Hey man it’s probably gonna rain”
“Assuming is bad you should never assume”
“Oh sorry man do you forgive me?”

by YourSmallWiener October 17, 2022

Life Assumer

A life assumer assumes everything you do is about him or her.

I was having sex with my girlfriend, and my gay roommate, who is a life assumer, said, "You're not enjoying that; you're just doing that to make fun of me."

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 25, 2011

Assume

Welp...

Hym "I'm just going to assume that if I was giving away people's likeness someone would have brought it up and I'm just going to keep doing what I'm doing."

by Hym Iam August 19, 2023