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Assum

Short term for “or something
Jay: soo what you doin today
Kya: nun u can come ova assum
by Deffo.zi July 7, 2022
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Assume

Assume ass bitch
by Jman123456789 October 3, 2025
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Life Assumer

A life assumer assumes everything you do is about him or her.
I was having sex with my girlfriend, and my gay roommate, who is a life assumer, said, "You're not enjoying that; you're just doing that to make fun of me."
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 25, 2011
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what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume
Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC
by unipen January 2, 2023
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assum

*ignored the whole day
hey you mad at me assum?”
by pussyeater27 December 11, 2023
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Assumance

better word than assumption. Assumance is very much correct. Use to descirbe people who assume a lot (jazzy)
I’ll take your assumance over a guess
by grilledchessy September 25, 2022
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assuming is bad you should never assume

“Hey man it’s probably gonna rain”
Assuming is bad you should never assume”
“Oh sorry man do you forgive me?”
by YourSmallWiener October 16, 2022
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