titting arsemonkeys

The art of expressing the upmost rage or anger

*Stubs his toe* 'Titting arsemonkeys! My toe'

by sue dinem1 March 16, 2015

Happy green assmonger

A small fello resembling a leprecon usually found hiding spread asses. Often seen appearing in old school japanese martial arts pornos.

"Yo i watchin part 14552258 of the clit ninja when a noticed a happy green assmonger jumping out of my anus."

by Brett May 2, 2003

assmonger

A faggot that does nothing but fuck his boyfriend in the ass;someone who only fingers(or licks) a girls ass;one who mongers in the anal cavity and falls asleep while penatrating.

Lick her clit you assmonger!

by fuckpshitscockp January 15, 2007

ass monkey

a nice word for asshole

Dick is a real ass monkey!

by ass monkey August 22, 2003

Ass monkey

Someone who always has a smart crack to make but not quite as drastic as an asshole.

Always a comeback for someone who has the smart crack- You response can simply be "ass monkey"

by Queen C April 13, 2006

ass monkey

A primate trained in the subtle art of ass pleasuring

ahh ass monkey... (rhetorical)

by Sam Haren June 4, 2006

assdonkey

a donkey stuck up your ass

my assdonkey itches, i need some preparation h

by Assdonkey January 26, 2003