assbelonker

actually, this is spelled assbelunker

Mr Brian J Gyrus, "bryguy", or Mr Gyrus

by Qlanth October 31, 2004

assel jacks

an assel jack is your butt

oh!My gosh im freezing my assel jacks off!!!

by lorlie leeson June 10, 2011

asswell

a crude way of saying "as well"

Misha and Merle are going to the toilet, asswell.

by missle May 23, 2004

assmeat

Junk in the trunk.

Damn! That girl has some serious assmeat!

by Kaytaytay February 27, 2009

Assmilk

after butt-fucking, when you fart out cum

by Wonton PooP May 3, 2003

assmer

Something substantially worse than a bummer, but not yet quite a shitshow or a fuckfest. A serious bummer.

A: Have you heard Justin Bieber's new song? It's so great!

B: Oh man, I thought he was dead. What an assmer.

by MartinClunes September 7, 2012

Assel

An assel is a tassel spun or twirled by a performer on their behind. Not to be confused with a 'tassel' commonly used by burlesque performers on their breasts. 'Ass' + 'Tassel' + 'Assel'.

Did you see that? They were spinning their assels so fast I thought they were going to take off.

by M. Finnishescki April 18, 2014