ashive

one who stinks as though they shit their pants

Casey is ashive.

by dustin lastname April 1, 2003

assifer

A combination between "Lucifer" and Jennifer...as in Jennifer Lopez.

This word is also in reference to Jennifer Lopez's famous big ass.

Someone who is evil and desecrates the sacrament of marriage by marrying over and over again.

"She's such an assifer-- how many times will she marry again?"

by Jickee July 31, 2004

assies

doing some-thing ass like

theese two assies over here got into a sword fight with ted holup


see sword fight for additional information

by mike hunt February 21, 2005

ASSident

When you sit on your phone and you accidently call someone while it's in your ass pocket

You called me yesterday while your phone was in your ass pocket and i heard your conversation about what you did to your boyfriend last night. Stop calling me on assident.

by lilmohaynes March 17, 2010

assidently

To accidently dial a number from your cell phone

when its in your pocket .

I must of assidently called you again.

by adamthecat August 6, 2011

Assies

Somebody who plays and talks about their ass in public (mainly with friends)

Seeing whos ass is bigger, spanking

by SLee February 19, 2005

Assivore

A assivore , meaning 'ass eater' , is a homosapien with a diet consisting mainly of ass. Some homosapiens are considered assivores even if their diets contain very little ass but involves preying on other co-workers. Humans that subsist on a diet consisting only of ass do so in order to further their movement up the corporate ladder, and to compensate for their complete lack of technical skill and ability. Homosapiens that subsist on a diet consisting only of meat are referred to as managers.

Bob was promoted not because of his technical skill and ability, but because he is an assivore.

by Kevon Kawkey July 12, 2007