assholetheric

talking out of your ass bullshit liar paradox

his concept was too assholetheric to believe - bullshit ,liar paradox, obama ,senator ,principal

by Time___Tim May 12, 2011

Assholeosis

A disease that can be fatal,but mostly it incites a verbal schooling or an ass-kicking followed by humiliation(all of which can sometimes cure the inflicted.)
Symptoms include; generally being a dick,stealing candy form a baby,getting drunk and picking fights,etc...

“Look that guy just punched the Dalai Lama!!! He must have Assholeosis"

by Argento Blackgloves August 26, 2013

assholicism

A condition or state of being defined by assholic thinking or behaviors; the term "creeping assholicism" can be used to describe worsening societal conditions that occur when assholes are elected to public office, thereby implementing assholic policies

This country is being overtaken by creeping assholicism; it's the end of civilization as we know it.

by GigiPDX December 20, 2014

assholeogy

The study of the nature assholes and their believes

A system or school of opinions of assholes

Why does your point of view make no sense?
Its not that it does not make sense to you but the nature of my opinion is drawn from the study of assholeogy

by B1Kanobi March 30, 2015

Assholesome

Being an asshole but for the right reasons.

She is so assholesome. She tells me what I need to hear.

by blackkettlecopperpot June 9, 2019

Assholiday

An unending, daily celebration of the glory that is being an asshole.

Are you drinking at 8 AM, what is this some kind of assholiday?

by The Vanillist October 4, 2022

assholitik

An individual who is unable to act in a civil manner and must always be rude and/or degrading.

An individual who is unable to act in a civil manner and must always be rude and/or degrading.
He's just being assholitik about cleaning his room or the mess he made.
If he didn’t act like an assholitik bastard, he would be a nice guy!

by Howard Allison October 25, 2005