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Assault Clip

A large capacity clip capable of killing a room of at least 30 children
your standard clip can hold at least 10 pages of paper but an assault clip... holy shit you better watch out it can hold 200 pages of paper making it illegal to have anywhere due to the Federal Assault Clips ban of 2004
by Koncerned Kommando May 14, 2011
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AssfuckBogota

An incredible fuck up. A mistake of insane magnitude.
What we've got here is an AssfuckBogota for sure, Fonzie!
by obie October 20, 2003
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assfuckation

the act of getting assfucked or in other words anal
Guy 1: hey! i had sex with a chick last night
Guy 2: hahaha!! did you perform assfuckation?
by whiteeggstastenice December 27, 2011
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Assferret

A ferret that crawls into your anus, making a home for itself amongst your shit.
Person1: Dude, did you see that assferret go up Tim's rectum?
Person 2: Yea man, I had nightmares for a week!
Person 3: Idk, kinda turned me on.
by MattDamon66 April 29, 2011
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Assfertaste

A nasty ass after taste. Usually referring to cheap liquor that only goes down with a powerful chaser.
Steve: Hey Rochelle, this Samuel Grant Bourbon style whiskey has a NASTY assfertaste! With what shall we chase it down?

Rochelle: Honestly Steve, anything this gross ought to be chased with bleach or something of similar acosticity... But I suppose this liter of coca cola will have to do. It's all we have within a five foot vicinity, after all.

Steve: Mkay, thank you for that. YAW!!!
by Girthquake December 7, 2012
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cock assault

by Wyld_Stallyn December 27, 2021
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Full Force Glen Assault

Full Force Glen Assault -noun
1. When you are unknowingly assaulted by unsavory people, which leads to a undesirable situation.
Bob: Phil, you didn't tell me this party was going to have all these unsavory people at it! I canceled all my plans to come here!

Phil: Sorry Bob! This party is a real disgusting place, I agree. If I never have to come in contact with any of these people again it'll be okay with me.

Bob: Yeah Phil... this party was a Full Force Glen Assault.
by BigChud69SoFine June 22, 2008
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