assclowning

a sexual fetish in whitch the couple paints one of there rear ends like a clown and begins to have relations with the clowns mouth

Mary: hey honey, do you wanna have sex?
Frank: sure, but can we do some assclowning

by bobbynom13 January 11, 2013

assclown

noun: person who makes an attempt to provide factual information that is clearly untrue.

A man walks into Southstreet and says "Erich" you are an assclown as he leaves.While calling Erich an assclown the man simulates a gesture utilized by clowns to simulate creating a horn noise while squeaking his nose.

by Treehouse Bahr September 22, 2005

assclown

somebody who is so bass that they'll fart for other peoples benifit in the belief that it will be a merry pastime for all.

''Oh you, acting the assclown again?''. She said with a thin facade of amusement.

by Bardoi Music November 30, 2010

assclown

one who always has his head in his ass...this name was given to a girl that was always saying annoying and stupid things

Jenn, ure a stupid assclown
Jenn the assclown did not know what she was saying

by Suck my dick..tionary October 21, 2006

Captain Assclown

A portmanteau comprised from the expressions Captain Obvious} and King of the Assclowns, aka Donald Trump. It is a clever play-on-words and ideas because it demotes Trump from his real-world title of President and Commander-in-Chief, and his wannabe title of King of the World, to the rank of a mere captain, and that being inferred as more-stupid than the low-IQ Captain Obvious.

The Trump administration is an assclown circus ass-circus and Trump is Captain Assclown.

by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

Verizon Assclowns

People that work for Verizon that can't comprehend it is impossible to call them with a MIFI hotspot. You would get more help from muggers.

The Verizon assclowns told me I could check my bandwidth usage by calling an 800 number with the MIFI device.

by Jim Biggins November 6, 2012

assclown

In the MMORPG Everquest, an assclown is someone who get's themselves killed due to a creature turing around during the last moments of a fight when the creature is using the ability enrage.

Giddy is an assclown.

by GiddyEQ June 27, 2006