Assaram

One of many towns as seen in the 2nd Legend of Zelda game for the NES.

Guy: I'm going to assaram.

Other guy: Don't you mean you're going to ram an ass?

by Jei December 13, 2004

asscrack

A no-good, rotten bastard who hasn't the courage to openly act like the true asshole that he is. A sneaky asshole.

Some low-life asscrack pitched his slurpee into my convertable while I was in the store.

by norman December 23, 2004

asscar driver

Noun - A person who tail gates and switches lanes as if they were racing in NASCAR, except they are driving on city streets and freeways right on your ass. This is one of the only ways to crash your car while traveling in a straight line with other people who are also traveling in a straight line.

This guy is so close behind me I can't even see his headlights. Damn asscar driver.

by Dr. Dentatus July 11, 2011

asscrab

n.) Generally used for a person or thing who, apart from being a complete asshole, is also very obviously crabby.

God damn it, Andrew. You're a fucking asscrab.

by Friendly Neighborhood Idiots May 13, 2005

asscracking

An regular asswhomping only supersides

You going to get such an asscracking

by David Jacinto November 17, 2003

asscar

a word for people to use in place of nascar
beucase the world of car that drive around in circles and waste our gas should not continue

hey look asscar is on abc today

by shermeco November 4, 2008

asscrack of texas

the area of deep south texas sandwiched between the real world and mexico.

If you live in the rio grande valley, you live in the asscrack of Texas.

by -dash- November 14, 2006